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SUMMARY:Dementedly Dainty WIP - A Very Dark Stand-up Comedy Show in English
DESCRIPTION:HELLO.&nbsp\;HOW ARE YOU?&nbsp\;Amazing. Keep reading please. A work in progress-show is coming your way!From the producer of "Lil Bastards" comedy show and the producer of simply being on stage sometimes\, comes an all new comedy experience\, with all new jokes and all new tweaks! Plus some classic hits! Mark your calendar\, because Tuesday\, November 7\, you’ll get to see two female comedians with various degrees of undiagnosed chaos deliver and try some of their most unhinged acts\, JUST for YOU. Are you fucked up? Do you like fucked up material? Well you’re our sweet\, sweet audience. The most depraved topics and ideas will be discussed with an awkward yet confident tone by your best two gal pals. During this show Matilda and Sofia will each perform 30 minutes of stand-up.____________________________________________ Location: Valentin Stüberl\, Donaustr 112 NeuköllnStart time: 20:00Doors Open: 19:45____________________________________________THE COMEDIANS:Sofia May (USA):Sofia has an enormous sense of entitlement and has every right to have her own show and have loads of people watch and applaud her even before she gets on stage. She thinks that babies are pathetic because they can't even move themselves. They're as dumb as plants. And yeah\, she uses the correct version of "they're" ALL the TIME.Cyber bullies have proclaimed her comedy style to be "hot but gross"\, among other things."That joke is so stupid!" - Another rave review!Razed in NYC\, she likes to tell horrific jokes about cutesy things and cute jokes about horrific things.Matilda Paulsson (SE):At first glance you might think Matilda is a twelve year old boy with divorced parents\, and you’d be half right! Her parents are still together. Battling alcoholism\, mental health issues\, drug addiction and quitting breast milk all within her early years\, has helped blossom her humor to be dark\, whimsical\, witty and most of all unpredictable! Matilda rarely stays in one place for extended periods of time\, rumors say it’s due to the cyber police\, so don’t miss out on seeing her tonight!“Really funny!” - Real newspaper “Would see again even if she wasn’t the last person on earth!” -Pleased audience member“ 10/10 would bang again” - Very pleased audience member“ Does anybody read these?” - An actual question___________________________________________Do you think that you don’t really belong anywhere? Well tough shit that’s already trademarked you bastard.No just joking. That was very mean and the hosts and comedians apologize for that harsh statement. Please come. We want you. We need you. Eat our sausage. Call us mama.____________________________________________This is a donation based show — It is free entry but it is NOT free. Please donate what you can at the end of the show. Suggested donation: 7-12 EUR
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